i cannot stop laughing at send no pee
fake go to bed first. relax and get yourself warm. there’s an old schoolkid trick of “put your friends’ hands in warm water to make them pee the bed” during sleepovers. the other one was to put clown makeup on them.
really hope today’s kids grew up less nasty than i did.
at sleepovers growing up my friends would throw rocks at me in my sleep til i died
(via thepessimists)







